Sunday, May 21, 2017

Favorite Television Shows of All-Time

        How does one pick their favorite television shows over the course of an almost 50 year lifetime? Answer: It's not as easy as you'd think!
        I started this fun little idea by simply jotting down all of the shows that popped in my head. Over the course of a two week brainstorm I came up with a little over 200 show titles. From there I started to cross off shows that I knew wouldn't make the top 50. A hundred or so dropped to the wayside during that first cut.  Another round of cuts got me down to 52 shows and finally, that list was whittled down to the shows you'll read about in this countdown.
        A new show will be posted every Sunday and Wednesday until I reach number one. I hope you enjoy the reading!

#25-Tie: Miami Vice (NBC, 1984-1989)

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dEjXPY9jOx8

Favorite character: 'Sonny' Crockett

        There were cop shows before and there have been cop shows since, but none of them have appealed to me in the unique way that is 'Miami Vice'. Artistic. Flashy. Fast paced. Shootouts. Hip music. Teenage me ate it all up in massive, weekly spoonfuls. I loved it all.

        Crockett's pastel T-shirts, linen jackets, sockless topsiders, and trademark stubble all screamed 1980's. Don Johnson's character lived on a boat, drove a Ferrari, took on the bad guys, and was silky smooth throughout. Crockett and QB Dan Marino shared Miami and swag before it was even a thing.

#25-Tie: Family Ties (NBC, 1982-1989)

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7H3JuQUQTLQ

Favorite character: Alex P. Keaton

        Sure, there were interesting storylines and characters outside of Michael J. Fox's character, but this show was all about Alex P. Keaton for me. Without him, this show doesn't come anywhere near even my top 100.
         The funny moments, his interactions with family members, and the way he dressed all drew me in. For several of my teen years I wanted to *be* Fox/Keaton when I grew up, or at least as close to as good looking, smooth talking, great dressing, and wonderfully humorous as I could possibly be to one of the most enjoyable and influential actors/television characters of my lifetime. 


#24: I Dream of Jeannie (NBC, 1965-1970)

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ps3d0qYdeSE

Favorite character: Jeannie (of course)!


        This show was in reruns by the time I was watching it, but either I didn't know or didn't care at the time. The whole 'genie in a bottle' concept, coupled with the shenanigans that Jeannie and her 'Master' got into episode after episode, drew me in. Elementary school me enjoyed the fact that Dr. Bellows could never figure out what was going on, despite all of Major Nelson's strange behaviors and madcap antics. And of course, being the red blooded American male that I am, it must be said: Barbara Eden's outfit rocked!


#23: Gilligan's Island (CBS, 1964-1967)

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cfR7qxtgCgY

Favorite character: Gilligan

        Another show that I enjoyed in reruns that ran so often that it's safe to say I've probably seen every episode. The repeated comedic failures the group experienced when it came to getting off the island were akin to the coyote catching the Road Runner; it became blatantly obvious to nine year old me that it was never going to happen. The accompanying question that begged for me and so many others: If 'The Professor' was so smart, how come he couldn't come up with a way to get them off the island?
        Of course all of the failed schemes and ideas were a necessity to keep the show alive, and the entertainment the show brought lied within those failures. The 'stranded on a desert island' concept has proven to be a repeated winner in our culture (see 'Castaway'/Tom Hanks or in music form, 'Message in a Bottle/Sting'), but 'Gilligan's Island' is the first time I can remember being exposed to the concept.

        And in closing, my answer to the age old 'Gilligan' question: Mary Ann.


#22: Three's Company (ABC, 1977-1984)

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TFC402-9BLE

Favorite character: Jack Tripper

        The main premise of the show came from Jack having to pretend he was gay so that he wouldn't be kicked out by his landlord, Mr. Roper (and later, Mr. Furley). It's downright ridiculous and laughable in 2017. Oh how times have changed since the 1970's.

        John Ritter's humor struck a chord with myself and many others, and he was unquestionably the star of the show. Much to my chagrin, right around the time I became old enough to enjoy the fact Suzanne Somers was fun to look at, she left the show. Nevertheless, despite the flaws that stand out even moreso in 2017, 'Three's Company' makes the countdown because it was a staple of my viewership in the late 70's and early 80's.


#21: The Andy Griffith Show (CBS, 1960-1968)

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Lli9ABUFZCU

Favorite character: Barney Fife

        Ah, those legendary characters: Andy. Barney. Aunt Bee. Opie. Floyd. Gomer. Goober. And of course, Otis. Has there been a show outside of 'Andy Griffith' and 'The Brady Bunch' that you can throw out over a half dozen character's first names and immediately picture them in your head? I can't think of any others.
        Andy's professionalism, mixed with Barney's ineptness, led to countless hilarious situations throughout the episodes and seasons. The fact Barney was only allowed to carry one bullet, and had to keep it in his shirt pocket no less, still cracks me up to this day.

        The believable story lines, combined with the show's ability to make the characters feel like real people, are two of the main reasons this show reached an elite level. As a kid I could envision myself joining Andy and Opie on a fishing outing, walking through the quiet streets of Mayberry over to Floyd's shop to get a haircut, or waving hi to Goober through the back windshield as he pumped gas into my Dad's car. And regardless of if it was offered when I was 9 in 1977 or 49 in 2017, I'd never turn down a slice of Aunt Bee's homemade pie.


#20: The Waltons (CBS, 1972-1981)

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qpmRcP8S7Bo

Favorite character: John-Boy

        While I was aware of this show in my youth, I really didn't get fully into it until adulthood. It ran during my boys' naptimes for a summer or two when they were infants/toddlers, and my wife and I watched together nearly every weekday during that time span. Since then I've watched off and on over the years.
        Good old wholesome family entertainment is the first sentence that comes to mind here. John-Boy's experiences and the life lessons he learned were at the center of the show, at least for me.

        In doing some reading for this write up I've felt the urge to watch it again and have also discovered I have yet to see all of the episodes, as some of the storylines I've read about are not familiar to me. I'm pretty sure this is the only show in the countdown for which this is applicable. I'm suddenly excited! Anyone interested in joining me for a Waltons marathon day this summer?


#19: Six Feet Under (HBO, 2001-2005)

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=w5JkGY1qC8Y

Favorite character: Nate Fisher

        This show and 'The Twilight Zone' are tied atop my personal list for 'most bizarre shows ever.' Death was the overriding theme and in fact, the first character we meet on the show dies within the first few minutes of the initial episode. The show ends with death too, as it goes into the future to show us the demise of each major character. Despite that gloomy ending, the last six or so minutes of that final episode are incredibly powerful and undeniably brilliant.
        While 'Six Feet Under' made me uncomfortable at times, the drama within the episodes, the fantastic acting, and the intriguing story lines more than made up for it.

        I can understand why this show wouldn't be for everyone. For those that can deal with the fact its' focus is on the topic of death though, the entertainment rewards are aplenty. If you've seen and enjoyed 'Six Feet Under', you're nodding your head in agreement. If you haven't and you're reading this thinking, 'Focus on death? What the ???' I'd recommend you give it a try. You may be surprised at how much you enjoy it.


#18: Curb Your Enthusiasm (HBO, 2000-present)

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ag1o3koTLWM

Favorite character: Leon Black

        This show is pretty, pretty, pret-tay good. Larry David stars as himself, and the show follows the 'Seinfeld' outline that sees a mixture of plots converge at the end of each episode.
        As my friend Paul once said, Larry is always getting into some s**t, and it's repeatedly of his own doing. The series really took off for me personally when Larry started dating a black woman whose last name is actually Black. That's when her brother came into the mix and the comedy levels jumped to an elite level with Leon on the show.
        Jeff Garlin's character (Jeff Greene) deserves mention here too, as his comedy has sent me into giggling fits time and again. The episode that sees Jeff sleep with Marty Funkhouser's crazy sister is one of my all-time favorites; it was still vivid in my mind the day after I first saw it, but I was at school and trying (truth be told, somewhat failing) to focus on teaching, doing my best to stifle my giggles throughout the day.

        Excited about the upcoming season nine and hoping Leon gets into as many scenes as possible!


#17: Welcome Back Kotter (ABC, 1975-1979)

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xZzEzDkeHzI

Favorite character: Vinnie Barbarino

        Mr. Kotter and the Sweathogs was must see t.v. when I was a boy. Horshack's laugh, Epstein's repeated notes from his mother, Washington's 'Hi there' greeting, and Barbarino's 'What? Where?' schtick never got old and still get giggles from me to this day.
        The school setting was a winner and Mr. Woodman's appearances always added to the hilarity. It must also be mentioned that the show's theme song was fantastic and actually made it to #1 on the pop charts in 1976.

        I didn't fully realize the impact this show had on my life until 2012 when first Robert Heyges (Epstein) and then later Ron Paolillo (Horshack) passed away. I shed tears over both, even though I had of course never met them. They live on in reruns and every once in awhile I'll pull up a clip of the show via Youtube........and enjoy being a boy all over again.


#16: This Week in Baseball (WGN, 1977-1998)

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4aLexuDFeHY

Favorite 'character': Mel Allen

        In the summer of 1977 I was a sports obsessed 9 year old boy. Watching sports, playing sports, and talking about sports was at the absolute core of my being.
        The world was much different back then. No ESPN. No cable television. No internet. I had the daily newspaper, various magazines, and the handful of minutes devoted to sports coverage on the nightly news at my disposal. Those weren't nearly enough. I was *starving* for more information.

        Along came 'This Week in Baseball'. The show was a precursor to Sportscenter, showing the previous week's highlights throughout Major League Baseball. It was an opportunity to see players from teams outside of the Sox and Cubs, and  Mel Allen's voice was music to my ears. 

       His voice, along with the show's theme song, still gets my blood pumping these 40 years later.


#15: The Bozo Show (WGN, 1960-2001)

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HM-tJh_GfUc

Favorite character: Bozo the Clown

        One of my most vivid and wonderful childhood memories is making the daily two minute dash from Hermes Elementary School to home for lunch and 'The Bozo Show'. The highlight of the show was unquestionably 'The Grand Prize Game', which saw a boy and girl selected at random from the audience, each having an opportunity to land a ping pong ball in sequential buckets that were located further from the contestant than the last. The kid would win a prize with each successful toss, with a nice, crisp $100 bill as the final reward if one landed the ball in bucket number six.

        My parents signed up to attend the show when I was a toddler and after a seven year wait, the tickets arrived. My Mom, Aunt Linda, and myself went to WGN's studio in Chicago, where I was stunned by the small size of the set. It looked so much bigger on television! My chance at Bozo bucket glory went down in history as a near miss, as the arrows landed on my Aunt, who was sitting just to my right (and was also too old to play).


        My disappointment in not being chosen remains these 40+ years later, but attending that show was easily one of the top moments of my childhood.



#14: Ray Rayner and His Friends (WGN, 1964-1981)

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ceLsw7tS4Dk

Favorite character: Ray Rayner

        If you were a kid in the Chicagoland area in the 1970's, you grew up with Ray. His show was a staple of my weekday mornings before leaving for school in the mid '70's. My favorite part was the two- billed cap he wore, with one half of it Cubs and the other White Sox (you can see one version of it around the 7:00 minute mark in the above clip).

        His show was a mixture of news reports, sports updates, cartoons, and more. Of course one cannot talk about the Ray Rayner Show without mentioning Chevelston the (real) duck, along with Ray's talking dog puppet named Cuddly Duddly.

        Ray's suit would be covered with notes that held reminders of what to do next on the program, a hilarious habit that I may or may not have recreated a time or two during my teaching career. One other feature I recall is Dr. Lester Fisher's segments, which showed him with various animals from the Lincoln Park Zoo.


        Gosh how I would love to see WGN create a DVD season or two of Ray's show so I could have a little taste of being a kid all over again.


#13 (tie): Super Friends (ABC, 1973-1986)

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uVelTwqGNWA

Favorite character: Superman

#13 (tie): Beavis and Butt-head (MTV, 1993-1997)

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KPeePg2N6QM

Favorite character: Beavis

        Spot #13 on the countdown is shared by the only two cartoons on the list. They featured a gallery of super heroes........and a pair of idiots.

        I was into the Super Friends for a 2-3 year period. They were on at 7 a.m. on Saturday mornings, and I was up and in front of that television every single week. I especially liked the episodes that saw my cartoon heroes square off against the cast of villains from the Legion of Doom. At ten years old I knew the Super Friends would eventually prevail in whatever scheme or crime the bad guys conjured up, but the lack of suspenseful outcomes never put a damper on my enthusiasm for the show.

        Beavis and Butt-head came along in the summer of '93, just after I finished teaching my first year in South Beloit. There were only a dozen or so episodes that first season, and that, combined with my love of the show and the timing of being off all summer, led to me seeing each episode at least 20 times apiece.

        While the two shows came along at completely different times of my life and in fact were well, two completely different types of shows, they both grabbed my attention and for me, they rose above the rest in the cartoon world. None of the others could preserve justice for all of mankind, nor did they possess the annoying and addicting laughter of a couple of teen morons.


#12: Catfish (MTV, 2012-present)

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CMA4x7aXJT0

Favorite 'character': Nev Schulman

        On the surface, one would think this show would be simple: Person A falls for person B, person A finds out person B has been lying at some level, person A ends online relationship, the end.

        It's so not that.

        So many episodes, so many different twists and turns. Yes, there are fakes. Yes, there are liars. There are also stories that make your heart melt, stories that make your jaw drop, and stories that make your eyes roll.

        Favorite episodes include (spoiler alert!) the slow clapper from season two ('Artis and Jess'), the paranormal activity episode with Courtney, and of course the Mom's behavior in the 'Ramon and Paola' episode. Those are just a small sample though of the craziness that is 'Catfish'.

        If you're not watching yet, do yourself a favor and set that DVR. After you've watched an episode or two, you'll want to reach out to me so let's just take care of this right now:


        You're welcome! :)


#11: The Cosby Show (NBC, 1984-1992)

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UsddoySxOJo

Favorite character: Theo Huxtable

        Back before the public learned what a despicable person Bill Cosby was, he had a very cool show that was watched and loved by millions. 'The Cosby Show' focused on an upper middle-class family, parents Cliff and Claire Huxtable and their five children.

        The show had what felt like just the right mixture of comedy and seriousness, and it was must see t.v. for the bulk of its tenure. The episode in which Cliff's parents celebrate their 49th wedding anniversary stands out in my mind, with the family lip sync being the most memorable scene.


        I was around Theo's age when the show was a hit and the fact he was the only boy was an additional reason I was drawn to his character. Must add I was crushing hard on Lisa Bonet back then, and really found all of the show's characters to be appealing. Tempted to close this write up by sharing what I hope (wish?) would happen to Bill Cosby in 2017, but I think it'd be better if I kept that one to myself!


#10: Survivor (CBS, 2000-present)

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wyb2HYSne3E

Favorite contestant of all-time: Rupert Boneham

        After watching the first season of 'Survivor', I was so sickened that I vowed to never watch again. The thought of Richard Hatch winning a million dollars still makes me throw up a lil' in my mouth to this day.

        I stuck to that personal vow for several years until a woman I was seeing begged me to watch an episode with her. It took that one time and there I was again, hooked, lined, and sinkered.

        The lying and deceit that happens within each season is a definite turn-off, yet I admire a lot of the players' intelligence too. There's admittedly a sort of love/hate relationship present for me.

        Having a rooting interest in who wins the money each season is silly on the surface; it's like cheering for a sports team, even though you've never met any of the players. Yet, time and again I find myself pulling for one or two individuals and even if they are eliminated at some point, curiosity brings me to the viewership finish line.


        For me, 'Survivor' is the ultimate reality television show, giving us the various character traits that we as human beings possess. That mixture of good, bad, and ugly displayed in my living room each season is fascinating, even after all these years.


#9: Happy Days (ABC, 1974-1984)

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=u6zl5x8r9Bs

Favorite character: The Fonz

        'Happy Days' was must see t.v. for myself and countless others back in the 1970's. There was no better place to be than in front of your television on Thursday nights at 7:00 back then.

        'The Fonz' was the main character and there never was, nor ever will be another one like him. Snap your fingers and get girls to come running to your side? Hit the jukebox and make music play? The hair. The sunglasses. And of course, the jacket. Henry Winkler nailed the role in a way you can't help but think no other actor could have done.

        Richie Cunningham was a close runner up when it came to fave characters on the show. Ron Howard grew up from Opie Taylor to Richie, but both were family oriented characters that audiences found extremely appealing.


        It's true that 'Happy Days' took a downturn in quality over the last few years of the show (see Fonzie jumping the shark episode for reference), but at its peak I simply couldn't get enough of it, even with the goofy Ralph Malph, Potsy Weber, and Chachi characters!


#8: The Wonder Years (ABC, 1988-1993)

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-Ob59hsRaFU

Favorite character: Kevin Arnold

        For a guy who cherishes his childhood memories, this show is right up my alley. Although it was set in a historical time period several years before my own childhood, I was head over heels in love with the show.

        The show was the first (to my knowledge) that had an adult narrating the life story of his own character from childhood; I recall reading the mega popular movie, 'A Christmas Story' used that concept as a direct result of 'The Wonder Year's' success.

        The storylines that involved family and school scenes were of the highest interest to me. His love interest (Winnie) plot lines were less appealing, but not enough to sway me away from the show.


        Although it's been almost 30 years since the first season, the show still holds up well today and in fact, I re-watched season one recently and thoroughly enjoyed it. It's a show definitely deserving of its top ten ranking and one I'd highly recommend to those who have yet to watch it!


#7: Little House on the Prairie (NBC, 1974-1983)

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HikMKdl6Rnc

Favorite character: Charles Ingalls

        If there was a television version of 'Father of the Year', Mr. Ingalls, aka 'Pa', surely would have won multiple times. The guy was in what seemed to be a constant good mood, worked his butt off, was an exemplary father, spouted wisdom in seemingly every episode, adopted an unruly child in town, wasn't afraid to cry, played the fiddle to entertain his family, and pretty much did the right thing in every life circumstance thrown at him.

        Mrs. Ingalls was a remarkable woman in her own right, but I have to ask: Has any t.v. Mom suffered more heartache? Without looking anything up (and trusting my memory wayyyyyy too much), I seem to recall her constantly cooking and/or cleaning, tending to the children while Charles was working, dealing with Mrs. Oleson far too often, suffering along with Mary when her daughter went blind, and losing a child shortly after birth. I'm sure there was a whole lot more in there too!


        All that aside, the show was wholesome, interesting, and simply great entertainment for childhood me back in the 1970's. In closing I have to ask: How did Mr. Oleson manage to keep his sanity, considering how he was dealing with Mrs. Oleson, his nightmarish daughter Nelly, and his troublemaking son Willy on a day to day basis?!?


#6: The West Wing (NBC, 1999-2006)

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JivPEYjYd20

Favorite character: Leo McGarry

        The first 3-4 seasons of this show were about as entertaining as t.v. gets for yours truly (The show drops to #6 on the list however because of those last 2-3 seasons).

        The storylines. The wit. The banter. The humor. The high quality of acting. All of it just blew me away, time and again.

        When this show first came out I was married and my boys were little. Having a quiet hour, let alone a scheduled one, with little kids running around your house borders on an impossibility. As a result, I missed a whole lot that first time around, even though I didn't actually miss any of the episodes. When I watched the series through a second (and third, and fourth) time I picked up even more, and fell in love with the show all over again each time.


        Hard to pick a favorite episode within such a great show, but the season two finale 'Two Cathedrals' is my personal selection. If you have yet to see the show, I highly recommend you fire up Netflix and start from the beginning. You won't regret it!


#5: Breaking Bad (AMC, 2008-2013)

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=F1HNuAE9WdU

Favorite character: Jesse Pinkman

        A chemistry teacher is diagnosed with cancer and turns to making meth to secure his family's finances. The twists and turns that come from that decision result in gripping drama, as Walter White's journey and transformation to Heisenberg is like no other we've seen on television before.

        As brilliant as Bryan Cranston was in this show, the supporting cast was just as good in my eyes. Aaron Paul played the lost soul role of Jesse Pinkman to perfection, and his 'Yeah Bitch!' mantra became as popular as anything related to the show. Hank's obsession with catching the bad guy was gripping, and I had a back and forth mix of sympathy and dislike for White's wife Skyler as the story unfolded.

        The main villains from 'Breaking Bad' are legendary: Gus Fring and Tuco are unforgettable characters, while 'lesser' bad guys Mike Ehrmantraut and Saul Goodman were fantastic as well.


        If you're one of the 18 individuals on the planet who have yet to watch the series, fire up episode one and be prepared to be hooked from that point forward, as that initial episode was as good a start to any series I've come across in my lifetime.


#4: The Sopranos (HBO, 1999-2007)

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RLxSUKA--Dg&t=3s

Favorite character: Christopher Moltisanti

        Tony Soprano's life was complicated. He tried to balance the conflicting requirements of his home life and criminal organization, and many times things didn't go well.

        Perhaps the most amazing part of this show is how the viewers rooted for the bad guys, despite them being well, bad. Tony, Christopher, Paulie, Silvio, and others were not good people, but the writing was so good and the storylines so appealing that I just couldn't help myself. I pulled for them time and again.

        Michael Imperioli's character (Christopher) was especially appealing to me. He wanted to move up the ranks within the mob, but expressed the frustrations that came from him not doing such time and again in those early seasons. Alcohol and drug use impeded him, yet he was an undeniably ruthless and effective mobster. He was a huge part of my all-time favorite episode ('Pine Barrens'), and I'll of course never forget him shooting the bakery clerk in the foot (episode from season one).


        A lot of people focused on how the series ended, but I always felt that was wasted energy. So many incredible scenes and episodes throughout to focus on, and after writing this up, I'm feeling the itch to watch the series through all over again for the umpteenth time.


#3: The Wire (HBO, 2002-2008)

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2q37dz_Xbss

Favorite character: Omar Little

        First and foremost, I am jealous of anyone out there who has yet to watch this series from start to finish. As much as I love re-watching it, there was nothing like that first time through.

        Simply put, this is as good as crime drama television gets. 'The Wire' gives you the stories from both the good guy and bad guy sides, but there is so, so much more that goes with that. The way this show interweaves the stories from the cops' and criminals' perspectives is really unprecedented.


#2: The Brady Bunch (CBS, 1969-1974)

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=85jKDa2zpus

        It was a story of a lovely lady, who was bringing up three very lovely girls. One day that lady met this fellow, who was busy with three boys of his own. Their group somehow formed a family, and a brilliant television concept was born. 'The Brady Bunch' was the preeminent show of my childhood, hands down.

        The list of notable moments and characters is seemingly endless. Without looking anything up, I can come up with the following:

The broken vase. Joe Namath. Orange hair. Tiger. Marcia's nose. The card house. Greg trapped in the meat locker. Davy Jones. Jan's locket. The slumber party gone awry. Dr. Vogel. Kitty Karry-All. Johnny Bravo. The fallen toy shelf. (Not) Greg's cigarettes. Alice. The battle over the attic. The Grand Canyon episodes. Hawaii. The tarantula on Peter's chest. The tiki statue. Shirley Temple. Deacon Jones. Jan's glasses. Aunt Jenny. Jumping frogs that land on pizza. Jesse James. The missing earrings. Wes Parker. A goat named Raquel. Mr. Brady's sketches. Mr. Brady's den turned into a bedroom. Oliver. Bobby the pool shark. The backyard play of 'Snow White and the Seven Dwarfs.' And oh, those campy song and dance performances!


        I show an episode to my third graders every once in awhile, and I really enjoy seeing their reactions to the different events in the series. Heck, who am I kidding? I enjoy my *own* reactions when watching the show, even these 40+ years later. If I'm lucky enough to live to 100, I'd bet the ranch I'll still enjoy watching the Bradys in 2067 too.


#1: Seinfeld (NBC, 1989-1998)

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_V2sBURgUBI

        My all-time favorite television show is one that has yet to get old. As with 'The Brady Bunch', the list of notable moments and characters is seemingly endless (and I'll surely be missing some gems in the ensuing paragraph as a result):

The puffy shirt. Mulva. Marine biologist. Double-dipper. Sponge-worthy. Elaine's dancing. Importer-exporter. Get OUT! Hello, Newman. High talker. Low talker. Close talker. Hipster doofus. Shrinkage. 'I was in the pool!' In the vault. Man hands. Conjugal visit sex. Crazy Joe Davola. The kibosh. The Soup Nazi. Serenity now! 'That's gold Jerry! Gold!' Yada yada yada. And the list goes on and on and on.......

        If I'm flipping through channels and I come upon an episode, I'll inevitably stop and watch. Better yet, I find myself looking at youtube clips from the show, perhaps more often than I'd care to admit.


        A favorite episode is hard to pick. Today it feels like, 'The Chicken Roaster', so I'll go with that for this write up. Tomorrow though it may be different. One thing that won't ever change though: 'Seinfeld' is real.........and it's spectacular.



       

        

Thursday, May 4, 2017

A Walk to Remember

In August of 2013 a doctor told me my jogging days were over. I didn't see such a diagnosis coming, and minutes after walking out of the doctor's office that day, the tears came bursting forth like a waterfall.

This past Tuesday morning my first steps of the day brought shooting pain from my left foot with each and every step. I had no idea what I did or why it was happening, as everything seemed fine just the day before. I limped through the school day (literally), and had to abandon my daily after school walk after just five minutes.

Wednesday was more of the same. With those two days of pain came flashbacks to the osteoarthritis diagnosis in my knee. Was this the next step in the aging process? Was walking the next thing to be taken away from me? My mind was overridden with these worst case scenario type thoughts. It was a downward mental spiral no doubt triggered by what happened in that doctor's office four years ago.

This morning my foot felt a whole lot better and after school, it felt good enough to try my daily walk. I ventured over to the path by the river not only for the scenic view, but also because I knew there were countless benches along the path available in case I needed them.

While I did have some foot pain, it wasn't bad enough to stop me for walking. When I reached one particular scenic part of the path about 45 minutes into the walk, the tears began to fall again. This time they were tears of joy and praise.

Perhaps it was an overreaction to think I was suddenly on the path to losing my daily walks when the pain hit two days ago. Perhaps the pain will return in the morning and this was simply a temporary reprieve. Time will reveal it all in the days ahead.

As mentioned, I became quite emotional during one portion of today's venture. Perhaps it was the scenery around me that brought out that emotion. Perhaps it was just me overreacting to the events of these past few days. Perhaps it was Him reaching down and enriching me with His love. I can't say I know for sure why I felt what I did today. What I do know is I was given one more walk. Perhaps it was my last one. Perhaps there are a dozen more in my future. Or a hundred. Or a thousand. Regardless of how many more I have in the future, I hope I'm humbled and full of praise during each one, just like I was today.

Losing anything in this life hurts. A loved one. A friend. A pet. A physical ability. They all hurt at some level. It takes strength to carry on after a loss. I admire anyone and everyone out there who finds that strength within. Sometimes I wonder how much I have inside, and if it will be enough when I need it most. Faith was the answer this week. Faith is the only answer I can conceive of in the future.